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<Nicholas> Billy Mays is dead
<BillyMays> HELLO, BILLY MAYS here for OXYCLEAN.
<BillyMays> YOU KNOW OXYCLEAN IS GREAT ON YOUR LAUNDRY AND AROUND THE KITCHEN, BUT DID YOU KNOW IT ALSO MAKES YOUR PC FASTER?
<jimi__> lol

Follow up:

<shadowmaster> I apologize in advance to Freenode's staff for sending an insane person to the webchat channel.
<BillyMays> OXYCLEAN for your REGISTRY comes on one CD-ROM and makes your computer run like new.
<shadowmaster> I had to get rid of him somehow, I'm sure you can understand ;)
<CodeNinja> hey BillyMays was it hard to sell your self to god to get in?
<BillyMays> OXYCLEAN FOR YOUR REGISTRY RUNS ON ANY COMPUTER--MACINTOSH, WINDOWS, AND EVEN COMMODORE 64
<Nicholas> C64 SID
<Tblue> What about SPARC?
<BillyMays> YES< ANYTHING WITH A TRANSISTER IN IT.
<Nicholas> lol the registry on my C64
<Nicholas> will it defrag my NES?
<Tblue> Yay new kernel
<BillyMays> CodeNinja: I went to the same place as Roman Polanski.
<Dave158> BillyMays is dead
<WastePotato> ROFL
<BillyMays> OXYCLEAN FOR YOUR REGISTRY ONE ONE CD-ROM even works on computers that don't have CD-ROM drives.
<BillyMays> SO ORDER NOW
<BillyMays> *Steve Ballmer comes running in to high five Billy Mays*