Category: Laughables

"Its your fault my internet is out" - But I'm not your ISP!

Not all of you may know that I'm a system admin and support service member for a web hosting company. However, I'm sure most of you by now have figured out that I, hate stupidity, and will consequently, make phun of it, when it comes around. As a web… more »
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Difference between geeks and nerds.

gaintsura@client0:~$ diff nerd geek3c3< ---> sex   That is all. more »
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DOM: The document Object Model

document.getElementByIfuckingHateThisCamelCasting.FuckYou.write();   TADA! >.> no...really... I dont know DOM, and I dislike it. more »
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Billy Mays sells Oxyclean on a CD-ROM! #Geek #RIP #BillyMays

* BillyMays (i=4a45cc1b@gateway/web/freenode/x-xpjfqqpaqqzuztfz) has joined #defocus<Nicholas> Billy Mays is dead<BillyMays> HELLO, BILLY MAYS here for OXYCLEAN.<BillyMays> YOU KNOW OXYCLEAN IS GREAT ON YOUR LAUNDRY AND AROUND THE KITCH… more »
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Dont >_> me

<fow> Are you both orangelovers?<altoid> yes<altoid> but for different definitions of "lover" >_><fow> :o* fow licks altoid 'cause he needs a new toothbrush<altoid> dude, not in public, please<fow> >_><a… more »
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Hookers... and what ya do with em..

Note, from here on in, and all blog posts future, "stuff" = me, 'stuff' = someone else (usualy denoted in the story, `stuff` becomes someone else if needed.<br/> ---------------------------------<br/> While listening to music, working, an… more »
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